Our Philosophy

Sometimes you don’t need therapy, coaching, or advice from people in your everyday life. Sometimes you just need to unload on a stranger who won’t show up at your office party or family reunion.

That’s where Human On Call comes in. We’re the people you can argue with when Siri won’t, the sounding board for rants your dog is tired of hearing, and the conversational lightning rod that takes the shock so your friends don’t have to.

And if you’re curious what life was like before Google, Wi-Fi, or TikTok — you can even ask someone over 40. We’ve got the scars, stories, and VHS tapes to prove it.

Think of us as crash-test dummies for your thoughts — here to absorb the impact, toss a few words back, and disappear when you’re done.